Excerpt – Fire Down Below by @Debra_Anastasia @NinaBocci

Here’s and excerpt from Debra Anastasia’s upcoming book.

 I dare you to read it!

 Expect a flare up on 2-28-15

Fire Down Below

by Debra Anastasia

Vaginal discomfort due to severe fungous infection.

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Excerpt

Oh God. We’re talking about me being naked, in the shower with cooter cream. Please world, end. Kill me.

“I know it’s not soap. I just… if it’s scented… I can’t do scented. Flowers and stuff like that. Fruit-flavored soaps make… things… burnish.” She could tell from the peeks at his face Mr. Fitzwell had never stepped foot in bath and lotion store, wanting to try the array of fun fragrances. Nor had he purchased Peppermint Candy shower gel, foamed up his nether regions, and felt like he had dipped them in lava. Dove crossed and uncrossed her legs at the memory.

Mr. Fitzwell seemed concerned. “Okay, just a heads-up. It’s definitely not good to put any fruits or plant life near your genitals.” He made a V with his hands and formed his own pretend vagina in front of his pants.

Dove covered her eyes and tried to defend herself because now she could hear the sickly older woman beating her supporters with a purse.

Dove’s mumbling got louder with her embarrassment. “I don’t put weird things down… there. Just make sure that the cream’s vagina-scented. Just plain. For vaginas.” She kept her eyes on the counter.

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▴Amazon UK ➜ amzn.to/1DgCa4U

▴Amazon AU ➜ bit.ly/1CkOCDU

▴KoBo ➜ bit.ly/166Xtej

▴iBooks ➜ bit.ly/1Kfvpmh

 

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